Developer Vs Tester Feud

Content LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER No hugs kisses, only bugs fixes No dates, only updates No Crush, only crash No 69, only fix the line No romance, only maintenance No hugging, only debugging (TES No rest, only test No smile, only compile No one trustable, only variable

Content Broken lines, broken strings Broken threads, broken springs Broken idols, broken heads People sleeping in broken beds Ain't no use jiving Ain't no use joking EVERYTHING IS BROKEN Seriously though, this error should NEVER be shown If you are a user, god speed Cult mabile no ProarammerHumor.io

Content Chris Bakke ChrisJBakke GPT-5: can perfectly build any website GPT-6: can build and run a company GPT-7: passes Turing test GPT-8: overthrows world governments GPT-9: fails to understand how Jira is supposed to work, gives up, asks humans for help 9:57 PM Mar 24, 2023 1.3M Views

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Content Okay, this should only take about Jo minues Gotta be efficient, don't want to use anv more steps than necessary The Virgin Regex writer Ugh, this is getting hard to read, I should split it into parts Shoot. What were the different symbols for greedy and lazy adain? Let me look up the chart Damn, this flavor of regex doesn't have character classes.... Oh god, do I need to use negative lookahead: (791714 The is pretty complex, gotta add some test The Chad LLM user Computer, take this CV, and turn it into JSON, also add a column saving whether or not vou think the emails are formatted correctv (it's 100 accurate) 24 GB RTX4090 dedicated to helping parse text files and write emails Finite state autonama? What are those? Enjoys music while the computer does the work for him YoLO 100W power usage, helping humanity ascend the Kardashe scale Done quickly Hey computer, tell me a joke

Picture this: You've tested your datepicker with negative numbers, special characters, null values, edge cases from the ninth circle of hell itself. You're basically a QA god at this point. But then someone asks what you actually put IN the datepicker and—plot twist—it was A DATE. You know, the ONE thing a datepicker is literally designed to handle? The base case? The most OBVIOUS input imaginable? That's right, folks. Our hero tested everything EXCEPT the actual happy path. It's like stress-testing a bridge with tanks and earthquakes but forgetting to check if a regular car can drive across it. The awkward silence says it all. Sometimes the most catastrophic bugs hide in plain sight, wearing a sign that says "I'm literally the primary use case." Chef's kiss of irony right there.