Bug Reports Are Just Love Letters From QA

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Content errors then errors now CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE (CORE CORRUPTED, CODE Ox911a) woopsie, looks like one of our servers is feeling sad today :' but our busy little worker bees are working hard to bring it back!

Content HTC says keyboard ads were an error. Terminats 1 day ago android (twitter) 92 upvoted ATC twitter https:twitter.comHTCUKstatus886867878594699264 11.2k points 1050 comments 1 Vortico 14216 points 1 day ago Whoops, I accidentally inserted 350 lines of code across some java and xml files and linked a vendor's library and when my hand slipped I accidentally registered API keys and inserted them into the metadata of the program, and when it went to code review and production release, they accidentally accepted it and uploaded it to their distribution server.

Content Javascript Errors There is an error on line 76, on character 13, you miss a comma. Powershell Errors There is an error, fuck you.

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