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Content How I look at other devs after giving my first stack overflow answer

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Content Hi, I have problems catching mice, any advice please? Recommend upgrading to relying on humans. StackOverflow Catching mice is no longer considered a best practice. Covered by "How to stalk birds." Marked as duplicate

Oh, the BETRAYAL! There I was, battling code demons for HOURS, sweating through trial and error like I'm diffusing a nuclear bomb, only to finally surrender and open the README—which OBVIOUSLY contained the solution in the first paragraph all along! The sheer AUDACITY of documentation to be useful AFTER I've sacrificed my sanity! Next time I'll just dramatically stare at the README first with the same dead-inside expression instead of pretending I'm too good for instructions. My kingdom for reading documentation BEFORE writing 47 Stack Overflow questions!

The math checks out. That 1% of actual coding is probably just typing "console.log" or changing variable names. The other 99% is the true developer experience - an endless cycle of staring at error messages, questioning your career choices during coffee breaks, and the silent bonding ritual of group debugging where everyone looks confused together. The 5% Stack Overflow copy/paste is suspiciously low though... someone's not being honest with themselves.