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Certified Poultry Debugger

Certified Poultry Debugger
When your debugging skills hit rock bottom, so you recruit a chicken to peck at random lines of code. The ultimate rubber duck debugging technique - except this one actually makes decisions for you! That chicken is staring at those nested callbacks like "bro, even I wouldn't structure my coop this poorly." The developer's face says it all: "My code review is literally being done by poultry, and honestly, it's the most productive pair programming session I've had all week."

The AI Debugging Carousel

The AI Debugging Carousel
Spent three hours debugging only to end up asking ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini the same question with slightly different wording hoping one of them accidentally gives you the right answer. Modern debugging isn't about knowing how to fix problems—it's about knowing which AI to sweet-talk into fixing them for you. The real skill is crafting the perfect prompt that doesn't make the AI say "That sounds challenging, have you tried reading the documentation?"

About 1000 People Learned JS From Here

About 1000 People Learned JS From Here
When Stack Overflow is down and desperate times call for desperate measures... Turns out "JavaScript tutorials" on adult websites are surprisingly educational. Who knew that "Excel Column to Number" and "JavaScript Arrays" could be so... stimulating? The real kicker is the 100% satisfaction rating—clearly delivering exactly what was promised. Debugging has never been so exciting! Let's be honest, most of us have used shadier resources than this when trying to fix that one bug at 2 AM. At least these videos have better production value than most coding bootcamps.

We Are Not So Different, You And I...

We Are Not So Different, You And I...
The eternal developer paradox: finding a perfect Stack Overflow solution for your C# problem, only to discover it's actually from the Java subforum. The real magic happens when you copy-paste it anyway and—against all laws of programming physics—it somehow works. That moment when you realize language barriers are just suggestions and your code is held together by digital duct tape and sheer audacity.

Guess I Have To Watch

Guess I Have To Watch
That reluctant face when you've tried StackOverflow, GitHub issues, and official docs, but the only solution is a 10-minute tutorial by that one YouTuber with the annoying intro music and "smash that like button" every 30 seconds. You're sitting there with your finger hovering over the play button, mentally preparing for the inevitable "Hey guys, what's up, it's ya boy..." while your deadline creeps closer. The universe really tests your desperation when the only person who's solved your obscure framework bug is the same guy who spends 5 minutes promoting his crypto course before getting to the actual code.