Dad Will Fix It

Parenting Spaghetti code Copy paste programming stack overflow Variable types Float vs integer Accidental fixes Programming luck

Debugging StackOverflow Javascript Programming Python

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Dad Will Fix It

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Ah, the classic "accidental programming genius" moment. Son spends 8 hours creating a Frankenstein's monster of Stack Overflow snippets, and Dad swoops in with the programming equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The sheer dumb luck of suggesting an integer instead of float and watching it magically work is the digital version of hitting the TV to fix the reception. The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea why it worked either.

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