Trust Issues In Programming

Content Asking a question on StackOverflow be like Downvotes That's a stupid question Read the documentation Here's what you did wrong, this snippet should help YOU That one guy, who actually? read the question You should stop using That framelvork Me 10 TO

The brutal honesty of this hits harder than a production outage on Friday afternoon. Nobody's writing code from scratch anymore—not ChatGPT, not developers, not even that one colleague who claims they never use Stack Overflow. Modern programming is basically sophisticated copy-paste with extra steps. We're all just standing on the shoulders of GitHub repos and praying the dependencies don't break. The real innovation is knowing which code to steal and how to make it look like you didn't.

Content What if we used 100 of the brain? ) teamchuckles 1h Here's a helpful tip to always get answers from Stack Overflow questions. First, make two accounts. With one account, ask your question. Switch to the other account and answer your own question with what you already know doesn't work, but answer with confidence that it definitely does work. Then wait for all the helpful answers to come in. Because they don't care about the question. They just want to prove other people wrong.

The rarest miracle in the developer universe! Posting a question on StackOverflow without getting it immediately closed as "duplicate" or "not specific enough" is shocking enough. But then—gasp—someone actually answers it? With a solution that WORKS?! This is basically the programming equivalent of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning during a solar eclipse. The escalating shock faces perfectly capture that feeling when you expect public humiliation but somehow end up with working code instead. The true StackOverflow experience: equal parts terror and occasional divine intervention.

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Content People on StackOverflow who say they found the answer but not how. NI i'M in WI You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.