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They Call Me Psychopath
Testing Devops Programming Debugging
21 hours ago 60.8K views 0 shares
They Call Me Psychopath
The prison conversation we never wanted to see: a hardened criminal boasting about murder while our innocent developer admits to testing in production. And somehow, the murderer is the one horrified! Testing in production is basically the digital equivalent of performing heart surgery with a butter knife while the patient is giving a business presentation. Sure, it might work, but you're one misplaced semicolon away from bringing down an entire company and making your Slack notifications explode at 2AM. Even serial killers have standards, apparently.

The Magical Disappearing Recruiter
Programming
2 days ago 58.5K views 0 shares
The Magical Disappearing Recruiter
OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of these LinkedIn recruiters! One minute they're sliding into your DMs with "I found your profile IMPRESSIVE" and the next—POOF!—they vanish into thin air the SECOND you dare ask about compensation! 💸 It's like watching a magician perform the world's fastest disappearing act, except the only thing being sawed in half is your patience! The recruiter's ghost game is STRONGER than their actual recruiting skills! And don't even get me started on the "competitive salary" nonsense... competitive with WHAT? A part-time job at the dollar store?!

The Polite Developer Brush-Off
Typescript Javascript Programming
9 days ago 73.8K views 0 shares
The Polite Developer Brush-Off
When someone recommends their own library to you on Twitter and you just awkwardly say "thanks I'll check it out" knowing full well you'll never look at it. The TypeScript equivalent of nodding politely while backing away slowly. Classic developer social interaction in the wild.

At Least They Pay Well
AI Programming Cloud
24 days ago 92.2K views 0 shares
At Least They Pay Well
That moment when your revolutionary AI startup's tech stack is just a fancy wrapper around someone else's API. The shocked cat perfectly captures the existential crisis of realizing you're not building the future—you're just paying OpenAI's bills while adding a markup for your investors. But hey, that Series A funding hit your bank account, so who's really winning here?

The Paradox Of First-Try Success
Programming Debugging Testing
26 days ago 67.5K views 0 shares
The Paradox Of First-Try Success
The universal law of programming uncertainty: when your code works on the first attempt, it's not a victory—it's suspicious . Just like successfully plugging in a USB on the first try, it defies the natural order of the universe. That momentary pause where you question reality itself... "Wait, no compiler errors? No runtime exceptions? No stack trace from hell?" Seasoned devs know this feeling all too well—success without suffering feels like a trap. The debugging instinct kicks in harder when things actually work than when they don't!

The Secret Definition Every Developer Knows
Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 69.9K views 0 shares
The Secret Definition Every Developer Knows
Ah, the duality of web developers. The top panel shows the textbook answer that every interview candidate recites: HTML stands for "HyperText Markup Language." But the bottom panel reveals the emotional truth known by those who've spent countless nights wrestling with <div> tags and flexbox layouts – HTML actually stands for "How To Make Love." Because nothing says romance like debugging why your CSS won't align properly at 2 AM while questioning your career choices.

Make The Whole Thing
Gamedev Unity Programming
1 month ago 82.7K views 0 shares
Make The Whole Thing
When you start game development thinking "I'll just make a simple platformer" and suddenly realize you need to become an expert in physics, graphics, audio engineering, UI design, storytelling, optimization, and marketing all at once. The tweet perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when it hits you that making a game isn't just about coding the fun parts - it's about building an entire universe from scratch while your excitement flatlines faster than that game dev heartbeat monitor.

The Four Stages Of Tech Exhaustion
AI Programming
1 month ago 83.8K views 0 shares
The Four Stages Of Tech Exhaustion
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BLOODSHOT NIGHTMARE that is trying to keep up with AI news! 👁️👄👁️ Forget your recreational substances - they're CHILD'S PLAY compared to the soul-crushing exhaustion of refreshing your feed every 5 SECONDS to discover that EVERYTHING you learned yesterday is now COMPLETELY OBSOLETE! Your eyes don't just get red - they literally EVOLVE into sleep-deprived black holes that consume light, hope, and any chance of having a stable knowledge base. It's like being trapped in a never-ending hackathon where the requirements change hourly and the documentation is written in disappearing ink!