The Ultimate Developer Nightmare

The existential dread every developer knows too well! When your entire coding strategy is "someone smarter than me must have solved this already," encountering an unsolved problem is like finding out Santa isn't real.

That moment when you've gone 47 pages deep into Google results, tried every obscure forum, and Stack Overflow has nothing but crickets. Suddenly you're faced with the horrifying prospect of having to... *gasp*... solve a problem using your own brain!

The nuclear option of "just use a different tech stack" is both completely irrational and somehow totally reasonable to the sleep-deprived developer mind. Because clearly the problem isn't our approach—it's the entire technology that's wrong!