The Bug That Broke The Developer

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Content Middle school: "plagiarism is unacceptable" High school: "plagiarism is unacceptable" University: "plagiarism is unacceptable" Work: PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code. That's OK. It's MIT licensed.

The ULTIMATE programmer flex isn't your GitHub stars or Stack Overflow rep—it's hitting F12 and editing HTML to make yourself look like a millionaire! 💸 HONEY, I'm not broke, I'm just one browser developer tool away from being FILTHY RICH! The look of sudden interest when your "bank balance" has more zeros than your production code has bugs is just... *chef's kiss* PRICELESS. Who needs actual money when you can just DOM-manipulate your way into looking like the next tech billionaire? It's basically the same thing! (Except when you try to pay for literally anything.)

Content Writing code at a reasonable pace Writing code faster than the IDE can error check so it feels like you don't have any errors ProarammerHumor.

Content Programmer Morale morale D searching for bug ' bug fixed

When your debug statement has served its purpose, there's only one thing left to do: bid it farewell with a dramatic console.log. That "hereeeeeeeeeee" is the digital equivalent of a cowboy riding off into the sunset – it's done its job tracking down that elusive bug that was making your code behave like it was written after a three-day caffeine bender. And just like Woody, you know deep down you'll be adding another one two minutes later when the next bug appears. The circle of debugging life continues.