The math checks out. What they don't tell you in CS degrees is that actual coding is just the tip of the iceberg in this profession. The rest? A delightful cocktail of existential crises.
That 40% debugging time is actually 39% wondering how your perfectly logical code produced results that defy the laws of physics, and 1% finding a missing semicolon.
And let's be honest, that 5% Stack Overflow figure seems suspiciously low. It's like admitting you only check your ex's social media "occasionally."