The StackOverflow Ascension

Content Stack Overflow's UI be like: Alternative solutions that are just as good The accepted answer with a green checkmark Programme

Content WHAT KIND OF DEV ARE YOU? New School copy paste from ChatGPT Old School copy paste from StackOverflow Ancient DEV copy paste from documentation ANCESTRAL DEV copy paste from man page NEOLITHIC DEV Copy paste from README text file

THE AUDACITY of this developer thinking they can survive without a proper waste management function! 💩 Some innocent soul created a cute life algorithm banner with just eat() , sleep() , and code() in an infinite loop, and then BOOM! Someone had to point out the CRITICAL FLAW in their system architecture! Without poop() , that memory buffer is going to fill up FAST, honey! And we all know what happens next... catastrophic system failure! Your body's heap memory isn't infinite, sweetie! 💅 It's basically the most relatable garbage collection failure in human history. Eat without pooping? In THIS economy?!

Content stackoverflow.comquestions34524w 9 1101 V When I am having a big heated discussion at work, I use a rubber chicken which I keep in my desk for just such occasions. The person holding the chicken is the only person who is allowed to talk. If you don't hold the chicken you cannot speak. You can only indicate that you want the chicken and wait until you get it before you speak. Once you have finished speaking, you can hand the chicken back to the moderator who will hand it to the next person to speak. This ensures that people do not speak over each other, and also have their own space to talk. Replace Chicken with Mutex and person with thread and you basically have the concept of a mutex. Of course, there is no such thing as a rubber mutex. Only rubber chicken. My cats once had a rubber mouse, but they ate it. Of course, before you use the rubber chicken, you need to ask yourself whether you actually need 5 people in one room and would it not just be easier with one person in the room on their own doing all the work. Actually, this is just extending the analogy, but you get the idea.

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Content NAUHILIAN BUZZFEEb Are you going to sleep? Yes I am. Now shut up. We're bunch of webdevs who hate stackoverflow and rely on it, how come we're not trying to replace it? Proarammer-umor.