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Evil genius level: 100. Naming your cat with regex and special characters is basically the digital equivalent of setting a trap for unsuspecting Linux users. Type that in your terminal and congratulations—you've just executed a shell command that probably destroyed something important! The cat's expression says it all: "Yes human, please do exactly as instructed. I've been planning world domination since you thought it was cute to name me after syntax that breaks your computer."

The eternal dance of AI ethics vs. corporate deadlines, beautifully captured in Simpsons format. Apu starts with the programmer's honest confession: "I use AI when Stack Overflow fails me." Then suddenly transforms into a philosophical AI ethicist discussing the "schism between ethicists and productivity analysts" and security concerns. But when Microsoft interrupts his ethical monologue with "Just say yes," Apu immediately abandons his principles faster than a junior dev abandoning documentation. The duality of modern development: privately acknowledging AI's ethical quagmires while publicly nodding enthusiastically when the deadline monster appears. Welcome to software development in 2024, where our principles are as flexible as our sprint commitments.

The ultimate reverse uno card of modern programming! While CS students frantically copy-paste ChatGPT's answers hoping their professor doesn't notice, seasoned devs are out here playing 4D chess—deliberately making their clean, efficient code look like it came from an AI just to appease management's "AI integration" checkbox. Nothing says "I'm embracing the future" quite like downgrading your perfectly functional code with some random variables and unnecessary comments about "leveraging synergies." The irony is delicious.

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You know that one dev on your team who just wants to watch the world burn? Yeah, they pushed a breaking change to a dependency and reset the "days without npm incident" counter back to zero. Again. The JavaScript ecosystem is held together by duct tape and the prayers of overworked maintainers. One rogue package update and suddenly your entire CI/CD pipeline is screaming at you at 3 AM. The best part? It's always some obscure transitive dependency you didn't even know existed that decides to introduce a breaking change in a patch version. Pro tip: Pin your dependencies. Lock that package-lock.json like your production uptime depends on it. Because it does.