The Elvish Language Of Regex

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The Elvish Language Of Regex

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The eternal curse of regex... Ten years of coding experience and I still copy-paste patterns from Stack Overflow like it's my first day. That bottom expression probably validates email addresses or parses HTML—two things you should never attempt with regex according to ancient developer wisdom. Yet here we are, staring at hieroglyphics and pretending we'll remember how they work next time.

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