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Someone just discovered SQLite and thinks they've unlocked the secrets of the universe. The bird goes from rage-quitting at proper database architecture to absolutely losing it over SQLite's "features" – zero configuration (because who needs setup when you can just YOLO a file), serverless (it's not a bug, it's a feature!), single user (concurrency is overrated anyway), and the ability to literally copy-paste your entire database like it's a Word document. Look, SQLite is genuinely great for what it does – embedded systems, mobile apps, small projects, prototypes. But watching developers discover they can avoid setting up PostgreSQL and suddenly think they've found the holy grail is chef's kiss. Just wait until they need to scale beyond one concurrent write operation. That bird's gonna need therapy.