The Four Stages Of Developer Delusion

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The Four Stages Of Developer Delusion

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The four stages of developer delusion:

Stage 1: "Sure, sounds easy enough... I think I can finish that task in 20 minutes" *confidently frames the world with hands*

Stage 2: *grabs head in existential despair as reality sets in*

Stage 3: *stretching in preparation for the long coding marathon ahead*

Stage 4: "how do i make a browser" *desperately Googling basics*

The classic 20-minute task that evolves into questioning your entire career choice. Tale as old as compiler time.

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