The Secret Ingredient To Beautiful Code

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Content People on StackOverflow who say they found the answer but not how. NI i'M in WI You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

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The classic developer dismissal cycle in its natural habitat. First dev smugly declares "sounds like a skill issue tbh" - the universal code for "your problem is you, not the code." Two weeks later, karma strikes when they hit the exact same wall and suddenly it's "wait no it doesn't work for me either." Nothing humbles a programmer faster than having to eat their own snarky comments when facing the same bug they previously mocked. The circle of dev life is complete.

Content TYPES OF RPROGRAMMERHUMOR POSTS CLIENTS ARE STUPID DOES NEEDING TO USE GOOGLE AND DOCUMENTATION MAKE YOU A BAD PROGRAMMER? COMPILERS ARE MOSTLY BAD AT EXPLAINING SYNTAX ERRORS IS IT OKAY TO USE INFINITE RAM? HOLD MY BEER WHILE I MAKE FUN OF JAVASCRIPT STACKOVERFLOW VOTED LEAST FRIENDLY SITE HERE'S HOW I CREATED A NEW TOOL AND STILL FAILED TO PASS A JOB INTERVIEW USING THAT SAME TOOL NUMBER OF PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES REQUIRED ON JOB OFFERS HAVE INCREASED 3000 IN THE LAST CENTURY PRINTING "HELLO. WORLD!" DOES NOT TEACH EVERYTHING ABOUT A LANGUAGE WHAT I'M DOING DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO WHAT I THINK SOCIETY THINKS I'M DOING: A CASE STUDY IN FIXING PRINTERS FOR FREE NEW RECORD: ONE USER TRAPPED IN VIM FOR 50 CONSECUTIVE YEARS RECURSI000ON: LOOK HOW META I AM! read the original version at https:kcd.com2456

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