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Content me taking advice from a StackOverflow thread from seven years ago:

The most magnificent lie in gaming history. That disclaimer about "no programmers' bug count records were harmed" is the digital equivalent of finding a unicorn riding a rainbow. Anyone who's shipped software knows the truth—programmers were absolutely sacrificed on the altar of deadlines, their souls crushed under the weight of 3,427 Jira tickets labeled "critical." Their bug count records weren't just harmed—they were utterly obliterated, along with their sleep schedules, social lives, and will to remember what sunlight looks like. The gaming industry's version of "we value work-life balance" is just telling developers they can sleep when they're dead... or after the day-one patch ships. Whichever comes first.

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