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The 2:34 AM text message that ruins your sleep cycle faster than a memory leak. Nothing says "professional workplace" like getting blasted for missing a meeting you weren't even invited to, followed by a critique of your commit messages that could've waited until business hours. The cherry on top? That passive-aggressive "YOLO" sign-off. Because nothing screams "I'm a reasonable team lead" like sending career threats via text message in the middle of the night and ending with 2010's most overused acronym. This is why developers keep their phones on silent and their resumes updated.

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When you can't divide by zero, but 0.0000000000000001 is basically the same thing, right? This dev is like "I'm not breaking math, I'm just... bending it a little." The classic programmer solution: if the rules say you can't do something, just find the closest loophole. It's the computational equivalent of "I'm not touching you" but with numbers that would make mathematicians wake up in cold sweats. And the best part? It probably works... until it doesn't, and then you get to spend three days debugging why your rotation calculations are off by exactly one pixel in very specific scenarios.