I Am The Survival: Working Under Pressure

interview Developer life Legacy code Burnout Programming horror Deadline Work pressure Tech debt

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2 months ago 101,898 views 0 shares

I Am The Survival: Working Under Pressure

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The classic interview trap: "Can you work under pressure?" Sure, you say with a smile, blissfully unaware of the apocalyptic codebase awaiting you. Fast-forward three months and you're a shell of your former self, surviving on caffeine and Stack Overflow prayers, debugging legacy code written by someone who clearly hated humanity. The transformation from optimistic candidate to battle-scarred veteran is complete. Your IDE has seen things no debugger should ever witness.

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