I Am The Survival: Working Under Pressure

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Nothing breaks the sound barrier quite like a programmer rushing to correct someone on the internet. While cheetahs hit 70 mph and airplanes cruise at 550 mph, the true speed champion is the dev who spots a technical inaccuracy in a meme. Their fingers practically ignite the keyboard as they compose that "Well, actually..." comment explaining why the original post is wrong in some obscure edge case. The irony of being so predictable while correcting others is completely lost on them, but provides endless entertainment for the rest of us.

Content Tweet YandereDev YandereDev God I wish there was an easier way to do this private bool sEven(int number) if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false; else if (number a 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if (number 8) return true; else if (number 9) return false; else if (number 10) return true; else if (number 11) return false; else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else if (number a 14) return true; else if (number 15) return false; else if (number 16) return true; else if (number 17) return false;

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