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The expectation vs. reality of coding is brutal. In your head, you're Captain Jack Sparrow - swashbuckling through elegant algorithms, conquering complex problems with panache. Then your fingers hit the keyboard and suddenly you're the bootleg knockoff version, struggling to remember basic syntax while Stack Overflow becomes your only friend. The transformation from imagined coding genius to "why won't this compile?" happens faster than you can say "missing semicolon."

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Content Anonymous 020116(Mon)16:08:45 No.52739535 v 52739611 52740369 52740543 52740702 Q Newbie here. How do I select multiple DOM elements that share a class name in javascript? A, 1000 Votes It's very simple!! 1. Install NodeS 2. Install bower pm install -g bower 3. Install query bower install jquery 4. Import Jquery to your html script src"jquery.js"script 5. To select ALL the elements with the same classname use this : ('.classname') will return array with elements A 500 Votes Jquery. A 300 Votes LOL. Jquery or mootools. R U DUMB? XDDD A -1 Votes Javascript already has an built in function: document. getElementsByClassName ("classname"); This will get you an array with all elements found.

The sacred art of "Pull Stack Development" - where your entire technical expertise consists of Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V from Stack Overflow. Let's be honest, we've all been there at 2AM with a deadline looming, frantically searching "how to center a div" for the 500th time. The modern developer's workflow isn't writing code - it's curating other people's solutions and hoping the licensing gods don't notice. Remember kids, it's not plagiarism if you add a comment explaining what the code does (that you don't fully understand yourself).

Ah yes, the sacred ritual of choosing your RGB gaming PC based on magical programming buffs instead of specs. Personally, I'd grab that Pink one faster than a senior dev leaves the office before a production deployment. 50% less burnout? Sign me up! The Red one is just a glorified compiler that doubles as a space heater. Meanwhile, the Green PC's electricity bill is so low it makes solar panels look like a scam. And Dark Blue? Basically paying for Stack Overflow Premium and ChatGPT rolled into hardware. The real trap is the Yellow one. Reducing procrastination by 50%? That just means 50% less time watching YouTube tutorials that you'll never implement.

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