Silence vs. Chaos: The Two Developer Species

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Silence vs. Chaos: The Two Developer Species

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The holy war of software development methodologies in one perfect image. TDD disciples preach the gospel of "write tests first, code later" with religious fervor, silently judging from their moral high ground. Meanwhile, error-driven developers (aka the rest of us mortals) are out here building features and fixing bugs in real-time like digital firefighters. "My code works? I have no idea why, but I'm not touching it again." The irony? Both approaches eventually lead to the same stack overflow questions at 2 AM.

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