Things Will Get Worse

Oh FANTASTIC, a security vulnerability has been discovered! But wait, there's MORE! Because when you start investigating that one CVE (Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures), you suddenly realize your entire dependency tree is basically a house of cards built on ancient, unpatched libraries. It's like opening Pandora's box, except instead of unleashing evil upon the world, you're just unleashing a cascade of security patches that will consume your entire sprint. And your next sprint. And probably your will to live. The Oprah meme format is *chef's kiss* perfect here because CVEs really DO multiply like they're being handed out at a daytime talk show. "You get a critical severity! And YOU get a critical severity! EVERYONE gets to update their packages!" 🎉