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Content I made sure to totally lock down all my smart devices, and I rewrote the drivers using my own encryption algonthm It's totally impossible to hack the smart lock, the network or the cameras I've made sure I'm 100 protected against anyone who tries to break in! I'm pretty sure no-one is going to crack my RSA 4096 encryption. Haha! ProgrammerHi And if there's a problem or if it detects any kind of WiFi or 4G hack, the system notifies me and my security provider! Wow! LATER it looks like they cut the power and then smashed the window to gain entry. It probably took less than 60 seconds CommitStrip.com

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Content What are the 7 deadly sins of programming? John Purcell. Creator of CaveOfProgramming.com Updated Dec 2, 2017 Upvoted by Les Howie, Software professional for 40 years. and Hasib Al Muhaimin, IOl participant '13, '14, '15, ACM-ICPC World Finalist 2016 Author has 5.9k answers and 9.3m answer views 1. Using spaces instead of tabs. You should always, always use tabs, not spaces. 2. Using tabs instead of spaces. You should always, always use spaces, not tabs. 3. Not using auto-formatting. Forget all that tabsspaces rubbish, what's wrong with you - auto-format your code and then people won't have to look at vour weird ideas about brackets and spaces. 4. Using IDEs, which have features such as auto-formatting and nicely- coloured buttons. All code should be written in vi or Emacs, thus ensuring the purity of the programming experience. 5. Not using IDEs. No-one wants to pay for all the time it's going to take you to type things that you could have done at the click of a button, or scroll up and down using some ridiculous key combination invoked using LISP. 6. Failing to learn C and C. It's really important to learn the two absolute essential languages. You think Java is just as good? Fine, write me a real- time control system for racing cars in Java and I'll believe you. 7. Learning C or C when you could be using something modern like Java instead. Admit it - all your schedules involving C or C overrun by five years. And even then the software turns out to have critical flaws that Java would not even have allowed you to create. 8. Overrunning the end of an array. 356.1k views View 11.9k Upvoters View Sharers

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The sweet relief of returning to your terminal after a brief Windows excursion! That moment when you escape from hunting for Command Prompt, dealing with GUI-everything, and watching that spinning circle of doom. Linux users develop such a deep symbiotic relationship with their OS that even brief departures feel like exile. The dramatic collapse back into the loving embrace of bash scripts and package managers isn't just emotional—it's spiritual. Kernel panic? Still preferable to "Windows is updating, please do not turn off your computer."

Open source influencers flexing their New Year's contributions like they just bench-pressed the entire internet. "Just casually merged my PR into the Linux kernel at 12:01 AM while you were busy with champagne." Sure buddy, and I bet your code runs on "millions of containers" too. The only thing more inflated than these claims is their ego. Next they'll tell us they invented Git while brushing their teeth this morning. 💪