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Spotted in the wild: the elusive Vim purist, a developer so hardcore they've rejected modern comforts like autocomplete, AI assistants, and even search engines. This rare specimen navigates Arch Linux solely through cryptic man pages while typing raw code on a battle-scarred ThinkPad. It's like watching someone choose to chisel code into stone tablets when everyone else is using power tools. The "psychopath" label might be harsh, but let's be honest—this is the same energy as someone who insists on churning their own butter while living next door to a grocery store.

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Starting them on sudo rm -rf / before they can even hold their own bottle. That kid's going to be compiling kernels before kindergarten. The facial expression says it all - "Dad, I just wanted Cocomelon, not a lecture on bash scripting." Next week: Docker containers as building blocks.