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That ancient Windows XP machine gathering cobwebs in your closet? Tragic. But the moment you install Linux on that same hardware? RESURRECTION MODE ACTIVATED! Nothing quite matches the satisfaction of bringing a 15-year-old laptop back from the dead with a lightweight distro. Suddenly your "obsolete" hardware is running smoother than your coworker's brand new $2000 machine that's drowning in bloatware. The penguin strikes again!

Content other coders writing thousands of lines of code me making my, IDE look pretty

Content YOU USE GIT VIA A GUI USE GIT VIA COMMAND LINE WE ARE NOT THE SAME

Content 39 commits in the past hour My teacher Me updating hy README trying to Jearn the markdown syntax

Content localhost: pseudo apt-get install git sh: pseudo: not found localhost:

The TRAGIC miscommunication of our times! 💔 He's talking about programming mascots like Python's snake, PHP's elephant, and Linux's penguin, while she's over there thinking about ACTUAL PETS! The rubber duck isn't just some cute bath toy - it's the silent therapist that listens to your code problems without judgment! The ultimate debugging companion that makes you realize your mistakes the SECOND you start explaining your code out loud! Meanwhile, she's just there with her collection of adorable fluffballs thinking they're on the same wavelength. HONEY, NO. His animals debug code; yours just shed on the furniture!