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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of this website asking you to paste your private key to "check if it's already taken"! 💀 This is like a burglar politely asking if you'd mind leaving your house keys under the doormat so they can "make sure nobody else has a copy." HONEY, the moment you paste that SSH key, it's not private anymore - it's basically a VIP party invitation to your entire server! The green "Success!" message is just the chef's kiss of evil genius. "Congratulations! Your digital identity has been successfully compromised! Would you like fries with that?"

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Content 9:06 M 00 G Front Desk a Q: I'm on my way 8:24 PM Good news! I've created a script that automatically sends a notification that the checks have arrived at the hotel. Just double click the script and don't touch anything for 30 seconds and it'll let me know when the checks have arrived and I'II let the group chat know about it. That's dumb. All you need to do is just call the hotel or text someone there's no need for all the unnecessary shit. It's two clicks. It's literally easier and faster. Honestly I don't care. I'm never going to use it. Ima still call or text whoever's working. Mine goes directly to my account so I don't need to be checking 32 min Text message ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content chmod 777 wicksudo If you see a person staring at screen, cursing and talking to themselves, most of the time they are not on drugs or crazy and is just a developer debugging code Monday morning which they wrote Friday evening 12:34 PM 30 Jan 21 Twitter for Android