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Someone actually filed a GitHub issue because their cough crashed their program. Let that sink in. Their biological function literally corrupted memory somewhere and brought down code. This is what happens when you code so close to the metal that even your bodily functions can trigger buffer overflows. The real question is - did they try turning their throat off and on again before submitting the ticket?

The duality of Linux enthusiasts is painfully accurate. When actually using Linux, you're just a tired soul dealing with dependency hell and hunting down obscure config files. But mention Linux in conversation and suddenly you're vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear, ready to explain why your custom Arch build with 47 terminal-based apps is "actually more user-friendly." It's the same energy as people who do CrossFit – quiet suffering during, evangelical preaching after.

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Ah, the classic terminal persecution complex! Nothing says "I'm just trying to check my disk space" like opening a black screen with colorful text in public and suddenly becoming the neighborhood cyber-terrorist. The moment you fire up that bash prompt, everyone within eyesight transforms into a medieval mob ready to burn the witch. You could literally be typing ls -la to check your files, but Karen from accounting is already dialing the FBI because she's convinced you're hacking the Pentagon. Hollywood has a lot to answer for. Twenty years of hackers portrayed as hoodie-wearing villains typing at lightning speed on green-on-black screens has turned us all into suspects. Meanwhile, the real cybercriminals are probably using slick GUIs with beautiful dashboards.