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The joke here is so absurd it's brilliant. Someone's claiming Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in a week, and therefore are "perfect software." Meanwhile, the three-headed dragon meme shows the reality: they're all monsters, with JavaScript being the derpy one. For those who've spent years battling Git's cryptic error messages, JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" nightmares, or BASIC's spaghetti code limitations, this is pure comedy gold. These tools took years to develop and are still far from perfect. The date stamp of 2025 is just the cherry on top of this satire sundae. It's the software development equivalent of claiming you can build the Golden Gate Bridge with popsicle sticks over a weekend.

Content UCISteve - are you still having issues? Tuesday, June 16, 2015 9:36 PM Reply Quote Propose as answer Vote Joseph Idziorek Microsoft (MST) 3,895 Points I gave up because I ran out of things to try. 0 Vote Marked as answer by Guy Haycock MST Microsoft employee, Owner Wednesday, June 24, 2015 4:52 PM Wednesday, June 17, 2015 5:25 PM Reply Quote UCISteve 0 Points

Content Windows troubleshooter source code leaked. C: UsersKnzAppDataLocal Programs PythonPython37new.py - Sublime Text File Edit Selection Find View Goto Tools Project Preferences Help Python notespy knzis new.py csehtml 1 import os def WindowsDiagnostics() 3 print( Looking for problems") 4 waitTimer (20000ms) 5 print ('Unable to fix the issue.') 6

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The duality of operating systems in four panels of pure chaos. Top row: Windows freaks out when you try to remove Edge browser because apparently it's more essential than oxygen. Bottom row: Linux just sits there with its penguin smirk while you threaten to uninstall the bootloader—the very thing that makes your computer, you know, boot. One OS treats you like a toddler with scissors, the other assumes you enjoy digital self-destruction as a hobby. Choose your fighter.