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The Greatest Fiction In Game Development
Gamedev Agile Programming Debugging Testing
10 days ago 53.1K views 0 shares
The Greatest Fiction In Game Development
The most magnificent lie in gaming history. That disclaimer about "no programmers' bug count records were harmed" is the digital equivalent of finding a unicorn riding a rainbow. Anyone who's shipped software knows the truth—programmers were absolutely sacrificed on the altar of deadlines, their souls crushed under the weight of 3,427 Jira tickets labeled "critical." Their bug count records weren't just harmed—they were utterly obliterated, along with their sleep schedules, social lives, and will to remember what sunlight looks like. The gaming industry's version of "we value work-life balance" is just telling developers they can sleep when they're dead... or after the day-one patch ships. Whichever comes first.

The Forgotten Circle Of Developer Hell: Nintendo 3DS Browser Support
Javascript Webdev Gamedev Programming StackOverflow
12 days ago 91.6K views 0 shares
The Forgotten Circle Of Developer Hell: Nintendo 3DS Browser Support
Imagine debugging JavaScript for a device that was obsolete before most of today's frameworks were even conceived. The poor soul who discovered this input event bug on a Nintendo 3DS browser in 2012 deserves a medal for their suffering. This StackOverflow archeological find showcases the special kind of hell reserved for developers who support legacy gaming consoles. While the rest of us complain about Safari bugs, somewhere out there is a developer forced to make their code work on a tiny dual-screen device with processing power comparable to a smart toaster. The second commenter's relief is palpable. Their "I'm glad my employer doesn't make me verify web code for Nintendo 3DS" might be the most sincere prayer of gratitude ever uttered in tech. Not all heroes wear capes—some just have employers with reasonable browser support requirements.

Console Wars: Specs Vs. Savings
Gamedev Hardware
23 days ago 71.3K views 0 shares
Console Wars: Specs Vs. Savings
The eternal battle between gaming hardware specs and your wallet. The Nintendo Switch 2 promises fancy specs like 120Hz refresh rate and 1080p resolution with mouse support, but the Steam Deck is coming in for the kill with its knockout feature: not paying $60 for games. Let's be honest, after 15 years in tech, I've learned hardware specs are temporary, but the pain of paying full price for games is forever. The Steam Deck might not have the shiniest hardware, but those sweet, sweet Steam sales make the ambulance call unnecessary for your bank account.

I'm Not Saying Emulator, But...
Gamedev
1 month ago 70.9K views 0 shares
I'm Not Saying Emulator, But...
When you're about to casually mention that Nintendo games run perfectly on your PC, but then remember their legal team is watching. Nintendo's lawyers are infamous for their ruthless pursuit of emulation sites and ROM distributors – they'll sue you faster than you can say "but I own the original cartridge!" The guy almost slipped with "Emu..." before realizing that uttering the full word "emulator" might summon Nintendo's legal department like some kind of corporate Beetlejuice. Smart move backing off there, buddy – those cease and desist letters don't mail themselves!

Console Wars: The Obsolescence Strikes Back
Gamedev Hardware Linux
1 month ago 88.7K views 0 shares
Console Wars: The Obsolescence Strikes Back
The gaming hardware arms race continues to claim victims. Just when you thought your Nintendo Switch 2 with its fancy 120hz refresh rate and HDR support was the pinnacle of portable gaming, Valve's Steam Deck enters the chat and shatters your reality. It's like bringing a calculator to a math competition only to find your opponent brought a quantum computer. The sheer existential crisis on that man's face says it all—the moment you realize your tech is already obsolete before you've even finished the unboxing video.

Nintendo Dont Sue Me For Copying The Dpcm Bugfix From Smb For A Nes Game I Made
Gamedev Hardware Unity Programming
2 months ago 118.1K views 0 shares
Nintendo Dont Sue Me For Copying The Dpcm Bugfix From Smb For A Nes Game I Made
The duality of developer ethics! While parents and schools drill "plagiarism bad" into our brains, the reality of coding is... slightly different . That NES DPCM bugfix from Super Mario Bros? Just "inspiration" for your game! The stick figure duality is perfect - honest thief vs. defensive "borrower." Nintendo's legal team is typing furiously somewhere while retro game devs nod knowingly. It's not stealing if you call it "referencing legacy implementation patterns." 😏