No Ransomware

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7 months ago 220,694 views 0 shares

No Ransomware

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Behold the ULTIMATE ransomware protection plan - hire people who look like they invented their own operating system in a basement while surviving on nothing but Mountain Dew and philosophical manifestos! 💀

Hackers take one look at these magnificent beasts and think: "Nope, these lunatics probably have 17 layers of encryption I've never even HEARD of and a network architecture that would make my brain explode." They're not securing your data - they're SCARING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of cyber criminals with their chaotic aura of technical superiority!

The long-haired Unix wizard on the left doesn't even need antivirus - viruses apologize to HIM for existing. The guy in red? He's definitely got backdoors into systems that haven't been invented yet. Pure intimidation tactics!

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