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Nah It Wasn't Him. He Was With Me Studying About Jesus.

Privacy Cybersecurity Surveillance Cameras Theft Flock-cameras Community-response

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Nah It Wasn't Him. He Was With Me Studying About Jesus.

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Someone just pulled off the most legendary heist in surveillance camera history. Eight Flock cameras got yoinked overnight, and the internet's response? Pure gold. People are giving the thief alibis like they're running a witness protection program. "He was fishing with me" "She was at Bible study" - basically the entire town just collectively decided they saw nothing.

The irony is chef's kiss: cameras designed to watch everyone got stolen because... nobody was watching the cameras. It's like deleting the logs before committing the crime, except in real life. The cameras literally couldn't snitch on their own theft.

Also love how the public is treating this like a Robin Hood situation. Turns out when you install surveillance everywhere, people might not be super motivated to help you recover them. Who knew?

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