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Nah It Wasn't Him. He Was With Me Studying About Jesus.

Nah It Wasn't Him. He Was With Me Studying About Jesus.
Someone just pulled off the most legendary heist in surveillance camera history. Eight Flock cameras got yoinked overnight, and the internet's response? Pure gold. People are giving the thief alibis like they're running a witness protection program. "He was fishing with me" "She was at Bible study" - basically the entire town just collectively decided they saw nothing. The irony is chef's kiss: cameras designed to watch everyone got stolen because... nobody was watching the cameras. It's like deleting the logs before committing the crime, except in real life. The cameras literally couldn't snitch on their own theft. Also love how the public is treating this like a Robin Hood situation. Turns out when you install surveillance everywhere, people might not be super motivated to help you recover them. Who knew?

Make Sure To Only Ever Have One Type Of Sensor In Your Device

Make Sure To Only Ever Have One Type Of Sensor In Your Device
Ah, the classic "cameras ftw" approach to autonomous driving. Nothing says "trust me with your life at 70mph" like removing redundant safety systems because they occasionally disagree. It's like firing the co-pilot because sometimes they suggest a different route than the GPS. Next update: replacing airbags with motivational stickers that say "just don't crash." For the uninitiated: LiDAR uses laser pulses to measure distances, radar uses radio waves, and cameras use... well, cameras. Most autonomous vehicle experts believe multiple sensor types provide crucial redundancy. But who needs backup systems when you've got vibes?