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Nah It Wasn't Him. He Was With Me Studying About Jesus.
Security Iot Hardware Networking
1 month ago 18.0M views 0 shares
Nah It Wasn't Him. He Was With Me Studying About Jesus.
Someone just pulled off the most legendary heist in surveillance camera history. Eight Flock cameras got yoinked overnight, and the internet's response? Pure gold. People are giving the thief alibis like they're running a witness protection program. "He was fishing with me" "She was at Bible study" - basically the entire town just collectively decided they saw nothing. The irony is chef's kiss: cameras designed to watch everyone got stolen because... nobody was watching the cameras. It's like deleting the logs before committing the crime, except in real life. The cameras literally couldn't snitch on their own theft. Also love how the public is treating this like a Robin Hood situation. Turns out when you install surveillance everywhere, people might not be super motivated to help you recover them. Who knew?

Nothing To See Here
Hardware Gamedev
1 month ago 50.5M views 0 shares
Nothing To See Here
When someone casually mentions an RTX 5090 "went missing" from the display and you're standing there looking like you just witnessed a grand theft GPU. That's not nervousness, that's pure TERROR knowing that someone just walked off with a graphics card that costs more than a used car. The sheer audacity! The absolute chaos! Meanwhile, she's out here sweating bullets like she's about to be interrogated by the FBI's hardware division. Ma'am, that GPU is worth like $2000+ and could probably run Crysis at 8K while simultaneously rendering the entire MCU. Someone better check the security footage before this turns into a full-blown heist movie.

Running Away From Work With This
Hardware Backend
8 months ago 413.4K views 0 shares
Running Away From Work With This
Someone just casually stole an entire server's worth of RAM sticks and is making their escape. That's probably like $5,000+ worth of memory modules just chilling in a car. Either they're "borrowing" hardware from the office to upgrade their gaming rig, or they just discovered the company's decommissioned equipment isn't being monitored. The real question is: did they test each stick before yoinking them, or are they about to get home and discover half of them are faulty? Nothing says "I quit" quite like literally taking your work's memory with you—both figuratively and literally.