My Rabbit Accidentally Installed A Cloudflare Update

When you try to install a package on Linux and get hit with that "Permission denied" error... suddenly you're sprinting back to add sudo like your computer's life depends on it. The classic Linux user two-step: try command, fail, add sudo, succeed. A daily ritual that separates the root users from the mere mortals.

Remember when hackers had to actually know things ? The big brain hacker of yesteryear reverse engineered binaries, wrote zines with 0day exploits, and gained root access just for the intellectual thrill. Fast forward to today, and we've got script kiddies drooling over their keyboards while Metasploit does all the work with a single command. For the uninitiated, Metasploit is basically the "I'm a hacker" starter pack that automates exploits so anyone can feel like Mr. Robot without understanding what's happening under the hood. It's like comparing someone who builds a car from scratch to someone who thinks they're a mechanic because they can turn the key. The future of hacking? Probably just asking ChatGPT to "do a hack please" while eating Cheetos.

The ultimate game of terminal Russian roulette! This genius created a chain of aliases where seemingly innocent directory creation commands ( mkdir , mksir , etc.) all eventually point to mkdie - which is secretly sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root . One typo and your entire filesystem gets nuked into oblivion. The warning at the top " #NO TYPOS PLEASE! " is the understatement of the century. It's like putting a "please don't touch" sign on a nuclear launch button shaped like a comfy pillow.

Every developer has that one friend who thinks "can code" equals "can hack the Pentagon." The moment you mention you work with computers, they immediately assume you're some kind of digital sorcerer who can break into their ex's Instagram. What they don't understand is that most of us spend our days fighting with merge conflicts and Googling how to center a div for the 500th time. Hacking? I can barely get my code to compile before the standup meeting.

Ah, the funeral for uBlock Origin, scheduled for July 2025. Firefox is there pointing at the tombstone like "you seeing this?" while Chrome stands nearby looking suspiciously guilty. Google's plan to kill ad blockers with Manifest V3 is basically sending flowers to its own revenue stream. Firefox users just sitting here with popcorn watching Chrome users discover what the internet looks like without ad blocking. It's like watching someone experience pop-up ads for the first time since 2005.

That moment when you realize your "no logs" VPN is actually Ned Flanders in a trench coat peeking through your browser history. VPN providers love to advertise their "zero logs" policy while simultaneously watching everything you do like an overly attached ex. It's the digital equivalent of someone promising they're not listening to your conversation while wearing noise-canceling headphones backward. Trust in the cybersecurity world is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot in a sauna.