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Ah, the PS/2 ports—where mice and keyboards went to die before USB came along and made everything better. If you recognize these ancient circular connectors without Googling, congratulations! You're officially old enough to have debugged Y2K bugs and probably still have a drawer full of IDE cables "just in case." The blue one's for mice, the green one's for keyboards, and getting them mixed up was the original "USB superposition" before USB-C made us all flip connectors three times. Remember the satisfying click when you finally got the pins aligned? And the sheer panic when you bent one? Good times. Kids these days will never know the joy of rebooting because you dared to unplug your keyboard.

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Oh, the absolute CHAOS when production decides to spontaneously combust right in the middle of your daily standup! Everyone's just casually discussing their "blockers" and "sprint goals" when suddenly someone's phone starts blowing up with PagerDuty alerts. The tension is PALPABLE – do we acknowledge the five-alarm fire consuming our infrastructure, or do we maintain eye contact and pretend everything is fine while the revenue counter spins backwards? The suits are standing there looking all corporate and composed while someone's frantically typing away trying to roll back that deployment from 10 minutes ago. Nothing says "agile methodology" quite like watching your entire team collectively decide whether to finish standup or save the company. Spoiler alert: the standup always gets cut short, but not before someone says "let's take this offline" with the energy of a building evacuation.