Coordinate Your Suffering

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Coordinate Your Suffering

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Pure digital sadism disguised as harmlessness. Forcing users to input precise x,y coordinates just to click something is the computer equivalent of making someone solve differential equations to flush a toilet. Technically doesn't destroy data, but destroys souls instead. The developer who created this would definitely laugh maniacally while watching users painstakingly type "317,492" just to close a popup. Satan himself is taking notes.

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