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So instead of just hiring another person or removing a ridiculous rule about timing goodbye kisses, someone built an AI agent that electrocutes couples who kiss too long. Because nothing says "innovation" like automating workplace surveillance with literal shock therapy. The best part? The employee who was stuck timing kisses is now "freed up" to build MORE AI agents. It's the circle of life: automate the absurd so you can create more automation to solve problems that probably shouldn't exist in the first place. We've reached peak tech bro efficiency—where the solution to micromanagement is just... automated micromanagement with violence. Meanwhile, that sign limiting kisses to 3 minutes is still standing there, completely unquestioned. Because why address the root cause when you can just throw AI at it?

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