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Ah yes, the mandatory security training that starts with good intentions and somehow evolves into a 4-hour PowerPoint odyssey about password hygiene you learned in 2003. You're nodding along for the first 15 minutes, then suddenly you're on slide 247 about the history of phishing attacks dating back to AOL chatrooms.
The real kicker? After sitting through this marathon of "don't click suspicious links" and "verify sender addresses," Karen from accounting still clicks on "URGENT: Your Amazon package needs immediate verification" from [email protected] and compromises the entire company's credentials.
Security training is like that gym membership—great start, zero follow-through, and somehow you're worse off than before because now you're overconfident.
