Corporate training Memes

Ah yes, the mandatory security training that starts with good intentions and somehow evolves into a 4-hour PowerPoint odyssey about password hygiene you learned in 2003. You're nodding along for the first 15 minutes, then suddenly you're on slide 247 about the history of phishing attacks dating back to AOL chatrooms. The real kicker? After sitting through this marathon of "don't click suspicious links" and "verify sender addresses," Karen from accounting still clicks on "URGENT: Your Amazon package needs immediate verification" from [email protected] and compromises the entire company's credentials. Security training is like that gym membership—great start, zero follow-through, and somehow you're worse off than before because now you're overconfident.

Nothing says "I love my team" like being the reason everyone has to drag themselves to a mandatory 7 AM security training. That coworker who can't resist the shiny "FREE IPHONE" bait is the same person who probably uses "password123" for their bank account. The cat's face perfectly captures the collective disdain of an entire IT department that now has to explain for the 47th time why you shouldn't enter your credentials on random pop-ups. The sunrise isn't beautiful—it's just the cruel reminder that you're awake at an ungodly hour because Dave from accounting thought he was special enough to be randomly selected for a free $1200 phone.