Dudes Who Learn Programming Will Turn Into One Of Four People

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The battle-hardened senior dev looking down at the Webpack and Vite logos like they're mere toys. After 15 years of manually configuring Apache servers at 3am and compiling C++ with makefiles written by Satan himself, watching junior "vibe coders" celebrate because their hot reload works is both adorable and irritating. Remember when we had to restart the entire server just to see if our CSS change worked? Kids these days will never know the character-building suffering of waiting 45 seconds for Internet Explorer 6 to crash after each debug attempt.

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The corporate hierarchy of feature demonstrations, perfectly captured in royal splendor! The Senior Dev stands at a safe distance, knowing full well the wooden monstrosity they've cobbled together might collapse at any moment. Meanwhile, Product and Design hover nervously as Leadership proudly presents the "feature" to the Business Analyst who's thinking "What the hell am I looking at?" It's the software development equivalent of "The Emperor's New Clothes" – everyone pretending that half-baked feature is production-ready while silently calculating how many all-nighters it'll take to fix the inevitable bugs before launch day.

Code reviewers frantically protecting the codebase from "obvious bugs that will take down prod" while completely ignoring the harmless typo in a comment that someone pointed out. Priorities, right? The tiger (production-breaking bug) is literally stalking in the background while everyone's laser-focused on the innocent bunny (typo). Meanwhile, the actual critical issue is about to pounce and destroy everything. Classic engineering team dynamics where we'll spend 45 minutes debating variable naming conventions while the server is actively on fire.

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