The programming language you choose apparently dictates your entire personality. Low-level language devs (Assembly, C++, Java) become muscular specimens who probably bench press servers in their spare time. Rust programmers evolve into anime protagonists with questionable hairstyles. JavaScript folks transform into tactical operators ready to deploy hotfixes like special forces. And Python users? They become that one guy at the office who's just a bit too smug about solving everything in one line of code. The circle of programming life complete.
Dudes Who Learn Programming Will Turn Into One Of Four People
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