Dudes Who Learn Programming Will Turn Into One Of Four People

You know that moment when management decides to "trim the fat" and axes the one person who seemed to do absolutely nothing? Suddenly you realize they were the lightning rod absorbing all the pointless meetings, answering the same Slack questions 47 times, and volunteering for every committee nobody wanted to be on. Now that they're gone, guess who's inheriting their role as the team's designated distraction sponge? Congrats on your promotion to "least productive" – enjoy fielding every "quick question" and "just circling back" message while your actual work rots in your TODO list.

HORRIFYING DISCOVERY!!! 😱 Forget razor blades—the REAL danger lurking in your Halloween candy is Microsoft Teams! Just imagine biting into what should be chocolatey bliss only to find the soul-crushing blue icon of mandatory meetings and notification hell! The audacity! The betrayal! I'd rather find actual razors than endure another "quick sync" that drags on for 45 minutes while Dave from accounting shares his screen and can't figure out why we can't see his PowerPoint. This is psychological warfare disguised as candy! CRIMINAL!

When you're trying to explain the logical OR operator to someone but they keep saying it wrong, so you just give up and embrace the chaos. Left side: developers losing their minds trying to correct pronunciation. Right side: the zen master who's transcended caring and just calls it "oror" like it's a Pokémon evolution. The beauty here is that no matter how you pronounce it—whether it's "or operator or or," "double pipe," "logical or," or just mashing your keyboard—the compiler doesn't care about your feelings. It evaluates to true either way. The real operator overload is the emotional baggage we carry trying to verbalize symbolic logic. Fun fact: Some languages have both || (logical OR) and | (bitwise OR), which makes this pronunciation nightmare even worse. Good luck explaining "pipe pipe" vs "pipe" in a code review without sounding unhinged.

The duality of a developer's life in four panels. First, you're quietly sobbing over bugs. Then a kind soul offers help. But the moment you open Stack Overflow? Pure existential crisis. Suddenly your simple question feels like asking why water is wet, and you'd rather abandon your entire career than face the wrath of keyboard warriors who'll crucify you for not knowing about some obscure flag in a command you've never used. The "..." bubble says everything words can't—that moment of pure dread before hitting submit.

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