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JavaScript Be Making You Rich
Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend
2 days ago 101.5K views 0 shares
JavaScript Be Making You Rich
Behold! The MOST REALISTIC tech success story you'll ever see! 🙄 Just learn JavaScript, and BOOM—instant millionaire by 17! Swimming pools! Mansions! All from a $20 book and some if-else statements! Meanwhile, the rest of us are debugging the same error for 6 hours straight and celebrating when our CSS centers a div correctly. The audacity of these LinkedIn fairy tales is the true masterpiece of fiction—more creative than any code I've ever written! Next week: "How I became a trillionaire by copying Stack Overflow answers!"

Such Extreme Much Complex
Programming Iot Hardware
3 days ago 65.7K views 0 shares
Such Extreme Much Complex
OH MY GOD! A WHOLE 500 LINES OF CODE?! IN A VEHICLE?! *faints dramatically* Meanwhile, every developer is staring at their million-line codebase thinking, "That's cute, my coffee machine has more code than your entire car." The absolute AUDACITY to call 500 lines "complex" when modern web browsers contain more code than the entire history of transportation combined. This ad is the programming equivalent of someone bragging about their "extreme" workout routine of walking up a single flight of stairs. 💀

Well Actually Its State Of The Art Ai
AI Programming
6 days ago 52.3K views 0 shares
Well Actually Its State Of The Art Ai
Oh snap! The classic tech industry bait-and-switch! 😂 Companies be like "Check out our REVOLUTIONARY AI system" and then the fine print reveals it's actually just outsourced human labor! Amazon's "just walk out" checkout tech that everyone thought was some magical computer vision breakthrough? Surprise! It was 1,000 humans in India watching cameras the whole time! The astronaut meme perfectly captures that moment when the tech bubble bursts and we realize the "AI" behind the curtain is just people working for cheaper wages. Next time someone brags about their company's "AI solution," I'll be side-eyeing them wondering how many humans are actually powering that "algorithm"!

Mission Impossible
Programming Devops Kubernetes Backend Cloud
11 days ago 62.8K views 0 shares
Mission Impossible
Ah yes, the three sacred commandments of modern software development. Nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" like implementing microservices for your todo app that gets 3 visitors per month. The best part is watching junior devs implement Kubernetes clusters for projects that could run on a Raspberry Pi from 2012. We're all just one obscure Rust framework away from that FAANG offer letter.