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When Professor Says Make A Game

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Ah, the classic CS student interpretation of "make a game." Instead of creating Pac-Man or Tetris, this brilliant mind went straight for digital self-destruction. The code randomly generates a number between 0 and 5, and if it's 1 (which has a 1/6 chance), it deletes your Windows system folder. Nothing says "game over" quite like bricking your operating system! The professor asked for a game, not digital Russian roulette with your computer's vital organs. At least they named the file honestly - the only thing missing is a comment that says "// Do not run this unless you hate your computer and future self."

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