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Russian Roulette: Python Edition

Russian Roulette: Python Edition
The digital equivalent of playing with fire! This Python script randomly generates a number between 0 and 5, and if it hits 1 (a 1/6 chance), it executes os.remove("C:\Windows\System32") – effectively nuking your Windows operating system. It's the coding version of "hold my beer and watch this." The best part? You'd have to run this as admin for it to work, which means someone would willingly give this disaster permission to happen. That's not debugging – that's de-everything.

Vibe Shell Scripting

Vibe Shell Scripting
Ah, the classic "let me help you shoot yourself in the foot" tech support. That innocent little while true; do kill -9 -1; done script is basically the nuclear option of process management. It sends the kill signal to every process it can reach, including your shell, system services, and probably your will to live. The ChatGPT smiley face at the end is just the digital equivalent of handing someone a live grenade and saying "have a nice day!"

When Professor Says Make A Game

When Professor Says Make A Game
Ah, the classic CS student interpretation of "make a game." Instead of creating Pac-Man or Tetris, this brilliant mind went straight for digital self-destruction. The code randomly generates a number between 0 and 5, and if it's 1 (which has a 1/6 chance), it deletes your Windows system folder. Nothing says "game over" quite like bricking your operating system! The professor asked for a game, not digital Russian roulette with your computer's vital organs. At least they named the file honestly - the only thing missing is a comment that says "// Do not run this unless you hate your computer and future self."