10000 Line PR? LGTM, LOL

The absolute chad move of rewriting half the codebase and calling it "minor changes" before disappearing into the void. Nothing says "I'm the main character" like dropping a 4000-line bomb on your colleagues and then strutting away while they try to figure out what the hell just happened. The git commit history will remember your name long after you've gone home to enjoy your weekend.

The dark art of git push --force - when you're so done with merge conflicts that you just nuke the repository from orbit. That nervous look is the exact face you make when you realize Monday-you will have no idea what happened to everyone else's code. But hey, weekend beer isn't going to drink itself. Future tip: Add --force-with-lease to your arsenal. It's like having a safety on your repository destruction gun.

THE ABSOLUTE DESPAIR! You've spent 6 hours debugging that bizarre error, frantically Googling every possible keyword combination, and the ONLY result is some poor soul who posted the EXACT same issue on GitHub four years ago with ZERO replies! Not even a "me too" comment! Just eternal digital tumbleweeds! You're basically Napoleon exiled to programming purgatory, staring at the ocean of unsolvable bugs while your deadline approaches faster than your will to live. Might as well start writing your resignation letter because clearly this bug was created by ancient coding demons specifically to destroy YOUR career!

That sweet, sweet vindication when you're falsely accused of breaking production with your commit. Nothing quite like the moment when evidence clears your name and the real culprit is found lurking in someone else's spaghetti code. Meanwhile, the entire dev team already sent you 37 passive-aggressive Slack messages.

Future managers surrounded by AI robots, desperately hunting down poor Devin who pushed that production bug? Welcome to the dystopian future where git blame has evolved beyond finding the commit author—it now deploys an army of robots to hunt you down. The irony is palpable. We've created AI sophisticated enough to replace workers, yet management still needs to find a human scapegoat. Some traditions never die, even in 2030. Pro tip: Always commit under your coworker's name when pushing questionable code. Future survival depends on it.

Ah, the classic GitHub existential crisis! Someone created a repo with the self-aware name "This project has no meaningful contribution to society" and then someone else opened an issue with the most dramatic comment possible: "We are in dire and immediate need of innovation." It's like showing up to a kid's lemonade stand and demanding they solve the global water crisis. The best part? The issue got 19 reactions and was promptly closed. Nothing says "welcome to open source" like passionate debates about projects that openly admit their uselessness. This is basically every developer's side project that started with "I'll change the world" and ended with "please don't look at my code."