End of life Memes

The classic tech relationship drama in two acts! In 2020, Windows 7 users were desperately clinging to their beloved OS, screaming "DON'T FORCE ME TO INSTALL 10" while Microsoft pushed updates like an overeager salesperson. Fast forward to 2025, and those same users who reluctantly upgraded are now sobbing on the floor begging Windows 10 "DON'T LEAVE ME" as Microsoft prepares to sunset it for Windows 11. Nothing captures the tech circle of life better than our toxic relationship with operating systems – hating the new one until it becomes the old one we can't live without. The upgrade cycle: where yesterday's nightmare becomes tomorrow's security blanket.

The classic Microsoft relationship cycle in two acts. In 2020, we're desperately clinging to Windows 7 like it's the last stable relationship we've ever had. "Don't force me to install 10!" we cry, knowing full well Microsoft's update ninjas are lurking in the shadows. Fast forward to 2025, and suddenly we're on our knees begging Windows 10 not to abandon us for the new, shinier Windows 11. The tables have turned faster than a database transaction rollback. It's the tech equivalent of hating your new apartment until the landlord threatens to kick you out. Nothing makes you appreciate buggy software quite like the promise of even buggier software.

The ultimate Microsoft Stockholm Syndrome! In 2020, users were desperately clinging to Windows 7, screaming "DON'T FORCE ME TO INSTALL 10" as Microsoft ended support. Fast forward to 2025, and those same users are now sobbing on the floor begging Windows 10 "DON'T LEAVE ME" as its end-of-life approaches and Windows 11 looms ominously. The irony is delicious. First we hate the update, then we can't live without it. It's like refusing to try a new IDE for years, then panicking when your favorite gets deprecated. The cycle of tech dependency continues!

Microsoft's idea of an upgrade path: swap your modern OS for a game from 1989. When Windows 10 support ends, they're not suggesting Linux or even Windows 11—they're recommending you time travel back to TempleOS. Because nothing says "cutting-edge security" like pixelated platforms and 8-bit sound effects. Honestly, this might be an improvement. At least Temple Run doesn't force updates while you're in the middle of a presentation. And the system requirements are so low, even that potato you call a development machine could handle it.

The Grim Reaper has already claimed Windows 7 and Windows 8, leaving bloody trails behind as it knocks on Windows 10's door. Microsoft's operating system lifecycle in one perfect image! The company's habit of killing off perfectly functional OS versions to force upgrades is like watching Death work through its corporate roadmap. Windows 7 users fought valiantly but ultimately succumbed, Windows 8 barely had time to be hated properly, and now Windows 10 users are nervously eyeing Windows 11 while Death comes knocking. The circle of software life continues—except it's less "circle" and more "forced march toward obsolescence."