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Hoping To Get My PR Merged Tonight
Git Devops Agile Programming
3 days ago 85.1K views 0 shares
Hoping To Get My PR Merged Tonight
That innocent smile when you submit a PR at 4:59pm thinking it'll be merged before EOD. Meanwhile, the reviewer is holding all the +4 cards ready to hit you with "needs more tests," "fix formatting," "add comments," and the classic "why did you implement it this way?" Your weekend plans just got UNO'd.

One Bug Down, Four More To Go
Debugging Devops Programming Testing
4 days ago 73.4K views 0 shares
One Bug Down, Four More To Go
That smug smile when you think you've finally squashed that nasty bug that's been haunting your codebase for days... only for QA to hit you with a stack of new tickets faster than you can say "regression testing." It's like playing Uno where you're about to win with your last card, and someone slaps you with a Draw 4. Back to the debugging mines we go! The circle of developer life continues.

Draw 25 Or Face The Regex Abyss
Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
8 days ago 99.6K views 0 shares
Draw 25 Or Face The Regex Abyss
Ah, the classic developer's dilemma: face the eldritch horror of writing a regex pattern or suffer the consequences. The guy's expression says it all—he'd rather draw half the deck than attempt to craft a regular expression that actually works. And honestly? Smart move. Writing regex is like trying to perform brain surgery while blindfolded and using chopsticks. Sure, some regex wizards exist, but for the rest of us mortals, we're just one character away from accidentally matching the entire internet or nothing at all. The true skill is knowing when to just take the 25 cards and preserve your sanity.

Almost Done For The Day...
Debugging Agile Programming Testing
19 days ago 71.6K views 0 shares
Almost Done For The Day...
That DEVILISH smile when you think you're about to clock out, but your client is holding the ULTIMATE UNO REVERSE CARD OF DOOM! 🔥 There you are, innocent as a newborn lamb, finishing your "last task" while the client lurks in the shadows with a HAND FULL OF NIGHTMARES - bugs, change requests, and more bugs! The audacity! The betrayal! The complete and utter DEVASTATION of your evening plans! And yet we smile through the pain, don't we? Because what else can you do when your 5PM departure just got pushed to "see you at sunrise, sucker!" 💀

Python Two Will Never Die
Python Agile Programming Debugging
1 month ago 75.6K views 0 shares
Python Two Will Never Die
Project managers choosing to draw 25 UNO cards rather than upgrade to Python 3 is the tech equivalent of saying "I'd rather eat glass." Python 2 reached end-of-life in 2020, but some companies are still clinging to it like it's the last bottle of water in a desert. The technical debt keeps piling up while managers keep muttering "but it works fine" through gritted teeth. Meanwhile, developers silently contemplate career changes.