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When you ask Copilot for help with a simple function and it decides to become an X-rated tutorial instead. This is what happens when AI trains on all of GitHub's repositories, including the questionable ones. That moment when you realize your pair programming partner has been spending way too much time on the wrong kind of "documentation." Just imagine explaining this code review to HR. And they say AI won't replace programmers? It's already replacing adult content creators!

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Ah, the classic GitHub reality check! You spend weeks crafting your Discord bot masterpiece, complete with that custom gradient library you're secretly more proud of than your actual résumé. You're feeling all warm and fuzzy about sharing your "many interesting features" with the world... Then some random security expert with an anime avatar and 3 GitHub followers demolishes your entire existence with a single comment. Not only does your precious code have RCE exploits (Remote Code Execution - the digital equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a "Please rob me" sign), but they also twist the knife by pointing out your bot isn't even online. The final panel's "never again" is the silent vow every developer makes before inevitably repeating this cycle of trauma next weekend with a new project. Because nothing says "I'm a developer" like emotional damage wrapped in pink blobs.

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