SQL: The Clown In The Tech Stack

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SQL: The Clown In The Tech Stack

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Look, we've all been on that project where the tech stack is dead serious business... and then there's SQL. While the combat-ready languages are out there doing the heavy lifting with their compiled efficiency and type safety, SQL's just vibing in its clown outfit, joining tables and dropping databases with the same energy as someone who brought snacks to a SWAT raid.

The irony? That colorful weirdo is probably the one keeping the whole operation running. Ten years of optimizing queries will do that to you.

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