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The Ultimate IT Meeting Killswitch

Devops Programming Linux

2 days ago 72.5K views 0 shares

The Ultimate IT Meeting Killswitch

Ah, the nuclear option for any IT meeting! Nothing brings a room full of engineers to a grinding halt faster than casually dropping "a hotdog is a taco" into conversation. Suddenly, the quarterly infrastructure planning becomes a heated philosophical debate about food taxonomy. The real genius here is in its simplicity - you don't need complex technical sabotage when you can just exploit the engineer's natural inability to let an objectively wrong statement go unchallenged. Three companies derailed by bread-based classification arguments? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

Presidential Debate Bug Fix

Python Programming

5 days ago 74.1K views 0 shares

Presidential Debate Bug Fix

OH. MY. GOD. This developer just single-handedly solved the entire presidential debate format with like 10 lines of Python! 🙄 The code basically ensures only ONE microphone works at a time - a technological MIRACLE that apparently escaped the minds of debate organizers for DECADES! Because obviously, turning off someone's mic requires a sophisticated if-elif-else statement and not, you know, a BUTTON. The comment "This will prevent old people from talking over each other" is just *chef's kiss* the perfect blend of shade and technical documentation. Submitting this as a resume? GENIUS! Nothing says "hire me immediately" like solving national political discourse with conditional statements! 💅