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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Microphone Memes

Posts tagged with Microphone

When Your Cough Seg Faults

C++ Programming Linux Debugging
2 months ago 167.4K views 0 shares
When Your Cough Seg Faults
Someone actually filed a GitHub issue because their cough crashed their program. Let that sink in. Their biological function literally corrupted memory somewhere and brought down code. This is what happens when you code so close to the metal that even your bodily functions can trigger buffer overflows. The real question is - did they try turning their throat off and on again before submitting the ticket?

Presidential Debate Bug Fix

Python Programming
5 months ago 145.8K views 0 shares
Presidential Debate Bug Fix
OH. MY. GOD. This developer just single-handedly solved the entire presidential debate format with like 10 lines of Python! ๐Ÿ™„ The code basically ensures only ONE microphone works at a time - a technological MIRACLE that apparently escaped the minds of debate organizers for DECADES! Because obviously, turning off someone's mic requires a sophisticated if-elif-else statement and not, you know, a BUTTON. The comment "This will prevent old people from talking over each other" is just *chef's kiss* the perfect blend of shade and technical documentation. Submitting this as a resume? GENIUS! Nothing says "hire me immediately" like solving national political discourse with conditional statements! ๐Ÿ’…

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