Just Use PyInstaller It Will Be Easy They Said

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Just Use PyInstaller It Will Be Easy They Said

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Converting a Python script to an executable is the digital equivalent of asking a cat to fetch - theoretically possible, but prepare for chaos. PyInstaller promises a simple "one-command solution" but delivers a screaming nightmare of missing dependencies, mysterious errors, and packages that suddenly forget they exist. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like watching your terminal spew 300 lines of errors because you dared to believe packaging would be straightforward. And the best part? After 4 hours of debugging, you'll end up with an .exe file roughly the size of the entire Lord of the Rings extended trilogy.

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