It Won’T Get Any More Compact.

PostgreSQL documentation writers have clearly reached that point of database security fatigue where threats become increasingly absurd. Forget SQL injection—now it's foreign hackers stealing your embarrassing CD collection, con artists seducing your cat with your Visa card, and balaclava-wearing villains who not only drink your beer but commit the ultimate crime: improper toilet paper orientation. The escalating consequences for string concatenation are the perfect example of documentation writers who've completely lost it trying to scare developers into using parameterized queries. And honestly? It's working.

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The moment you realize those intimidating Greek symbols from calculus are just fancy for-loops in disguise. Sigma (Σ) is literally just a sum += operation, and Pi (Π) is just prod *= in a trench coat. Years of math anxiety could've been avoided if they'd just shown us the code equivalent first. Next they'll tell us integrals are just while loops with extra steps.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRANSFORMATION of 'i' throughout its life journey is sending me! 😱 In the alphabet? Just a cute little innocent letter minding its business. In mathematics? Suddenly it's this complex imaginary number with an existential crisis. But in programming? HONEY, IT'S A MONSTER. It's that variable that's been through 47 nested loops, incremented a million times, and single-handedly caused your computer to burst into flames during that infinite loop you accidentally created at 3AM. It's not just a letter anymore - it's a battle-scarred WARRIOR that's seen things you couldn't imagine!

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Content THAT WAS SURPRISINGLY EASY. HOW COME THE ROBOTIC UPRISING USED SPEARS AND ROCKS INSTEAD OF MISSILES AND LASERS? IF YOU LOOK TO HISTORICAL DATA, THE VAST MAJORITY OF BATTLE -WINNERS USED PRE-MODERN WEAPONRY. Thanks to machine-learning algorithms, the robot apocalypse was short-lived.