I Work Harder Not Smarter

Content Sir, this seat is reserved for people with disabilities I am a Programmer. My favourite language is HTML Sorry to bother you, sir

Ah, the classic "Epic Handshake" meme repurposed to show how data scientists and fashion industry professionals are secretly twins separated at birth. Both spend their days training models, identifying trends, and obsessing over the perfect fit. One group just does it with neural networks while the other does it with neural breakdowns during fashion week. The real difference? One gets paid to work with Python, the other with python skin handbags.

Content Me writing the most disgusting uncommented code known to man, but it's okay because it's in python made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of spending your ENTIRE precious day writing documentation instead of churning out shiny new features! 💅 You're literally out here in the coding fields, tilling the soil of software quality with READMEs that no one will read, tests that future developers will thank you for (but never tell you), docstrings that save lives, and type hints that prevent catastrophes. Meanwhile, your product manager is DYING for those new features! But honey, when your colleagues aren't crying over undocumented code at 3AM, they'll know. It ain't glamorous, it ain't sexy, but it's the backbone of civilization as we know it. *dramatically tosses documentation over shoulder*

When you ask the computer to notify you about "hot" temperatures but forget to specify the namespace: Computer: "Define 'hot'" Programmer: "Let's say 1.9 million kelvins" Captain Picard: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." And this, friends, is why we have variable scope. The universe literally explodes when your Star Trek references override your temperature monitoring system. Should've used temperature.hot instead of just hot . Classic rookie mistake that ends in thermonuclear annihilation.

Content Is it common for software engineers to take out their laptops on the train only to stare at it without doing anything? Well, yes... Legally, you have to or you'll lose your license as a software engineer. LOL. But seriously, he just shut his laptop, opened it back up, pressed a button and resumed staring at it... Oh yeah! Now he's browsing his phone while staring... It's called debugging. You stare at the code until it works again! . Why do you guys get paid so much?