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Ah, the philosophical evolution of programming languages as told by dead guys who never saw a computer! The meme pairs historical philosophers with modern programming languages, suggesting each language embodies its paired philosopher's worldview. C is apparently Rousseau's "born free" child that will happily segfault your entire system. Python follows Locke's blank slate theory, which explains why it indents everything like a well-behaved toddler. Golang channels its inner Confucius by forcing you to handle errors properly (the horror!). TypeScript is Marx revolutionizing JavaScript by actually checking types before things break in production. C# brings Roman-style enterprise bureaucracy, demanding forms in triplicate before printing "Hello World." And C++ is basically Hobbes' view that without strict rules (like memory management), life is "nasty, brutish, and short" – just like your C++ program's runtime when you forget to free memory. The real joke? None of these philosophers lived to see their ideas implemented in code that would inevitably crash anyway.

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The eternal trade-off that haunts our nightmares. Write code fast with Python, then watch it run like a sloth on Ambien. Meanwhile, C++ makes you type for 6 hours straight but executes at the speed of light. And Java? Just hanging around in the middle, making enterprise architects feel validated. The perfect visualization of why your tech stack decision is always wrong no matter what you choose.