Heaviest Objects In The Universe

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Content V 14 Ok this is really funny, check this out. I was in the process of booking a flight via OneTravel. Trying to make me book ASAP, they claimed: "38 people are looking at this flight". Whoa, 38 is a lot, I have to hurry up. But first I have to check how they came up with 38 38 people are looking at this flight. Book now before tickets run out! 19:29 min sec 5:09 p.m. 16 okt. 2019 Twitter Web App 999 Retweets 2,4K vind-ik-leuks 8 az 16 okt. V Als antwoord op a 24 Right click and a quick "inspect" on the number, I found out the element's class name is "viewnotificationrandom". Awesome variable naming guys. So you're randomly trying to freak me out Alright span.view notificationrandom 12.25 x 12 are looking at this flight.' 6 17 67 M 407 16 okt. 34 So what's your sophisticated pseudo random algorithm? Apparently, OneTravel are choosing a number between 28 and 45. Because as you all know, based on serious psychological research, these numbers tend to make people book their flights fast sarcasm not42 var u 28 c Math. floor (Math. random() (45 u)) for ((" viewnotification random"). text(c), typeof IsCCNAndTFNMasking Is " 88 S("Paymentlast " flight 9 5 17 47 M 355 16 Okt. 44 Here's a bonus graph. Thanl and 251 0.0 0.2 14 0.4 17 6 0.6 0.8 167

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The Pokémon-ML crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed! This gem perfectly captures how every single machine learning course inevitably gravitates toward the Iris dataset. It's basically the "Hello World" of ML—four simple features, three neat classes, and it's been overused since 1936. Instructors dramatically introduce it like they're unveiling some revolutionary dataset, when in reality, it's the same flower measurements that generations of data scientists have cut their teeth on. The Pokéball metaphor is spot-on because just like Ash always reaches for his starter, ML professors can't resist throwing that Iris dataset at bewildered students on day one!

Ah, the classic programming language bait-and-switch! You sign up for Python tutorials expecting friendly curly braces and semicolons, but instead get actual reptiles attending your lecture. The snakes are probably wondering why the whiteboard doesn't explain proper basking techniques. This is what happens when you Google "Python tutorial" without SafeSearch on. One snake is even watching a laptop - probably checking Stack Overflow for how to properly swallow prey that's wider than your head. Indentation errors suddenly seem like the least of your problems.

Ah yes, the classic "market correction" we've all been waiting for. Nothing says "your decade of experience and six-figure student loans were worth it" quite like being offered McDonald's wages for senior developer positions. That smug cartoon dog sipping his drink represents every offshore recruiter who thinks your expertise in building scalable distributed systems is worth approximately one Starbucks latte per hour. The best part? It's a promoted post—someone actually paid money to advertise this absurdity. Welcome to 2023, where your GitHub contributions are worth less than the electricity it took to push them.