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That moment when a children's chair has better edge detection than your 3000-line image processing algorithm. Spent two weeks optimizing your code only to be outperformed by a piece of furniture from Blues Clues. The black outline is just mocking your gradient descent functions at this point.

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When your function returns the right value on the first try! This dev wrote a perfect function to ask his date to prom, complete with proper syntax highlighting and error handling. He's basically saying "if Hannah answers yes, then my mood variable gets set to 'Happy'." The best part? The function executed successfully—she accepted! This is relationship debugging done right. No null pointer exceptions in this love story.

The eternal developer quest: finding the perfect library! You start all excited about solving your problem, then you find something promising that checks all your boxes. But wait—the GitHub repo's last commit was during the Obama administration, and the only response to "Is this still maintained?" is tumbleweeds blowing across the issue tracker. That moment when you realize you've built your entire architecture on digital quicksand... and now you get to explain to your boss why you need another sprint to replace a "perfectly good solution" that's secretly held together with duct tape and prayers.

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The infinite chain of nested "else if" statements screaming into the void. Classic example of what happens when you're too stubborn to use switch statements or proper pattern matching. That codebase is one code review away from someone having an existential crisis. The final "if" just sitting there, blissfully unaware it's the root cause of a future 3 AM debugging session.