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When You Criticize Nvidia
Hardware AI Linux
5 days ago 168.7K views 0 shares
When You Criticize Nvidia
Say one word about Nvidia's proprietary drivers, their CUDA monopoly, or their Linux support and watch the fanboys materialize like they're being summoned by a GPU mining rig. The company's worth more than most countries' GDP, but somehow needs defending from random devs on Reddit. Meanwhile Linus Torvalds literally gave them the middle finger on camera and they're still printing money faster than their RTX cards can render frames. The funniest part? Half the people defending them can't even afford their GPUs at scalper prices.

Saved You An Entire Week Of Incessant Fooling Around, And An Entire Month Of Intermittent Pauses To Test Ideas In Just Over An Hour. Solid Product.
AI Programming Linux Debugging
8 days ago 288.9K views 0 shares
Saved You An Entire Week Of Incessant Fooling Around, And An Entire Month Of Intermittent Pauses To Test Ideas In Just Over An Hour. Solid Product.
ChatGPT spent 69 minutes and 42 seconds "thinking" just to tell you "You can't." That's like watching your senior architect stare at the whiteboard for over an hour during a planning meeting, only for them to turn around and say "nope, not possible" without any further explanation. The irony here is beautiful. Someone's trying to install CUDA 12.1 on Ubuntu 24.04, and the AI that supposedly saves you weeks of work just burned over an hour to deliver the most unhelpful two-word response possible. No workarounds, no alternatives, no "but here's what you CAN do" — just pure, unfiltered rejection. You could've googled this, read three Stack Overflow threads, tried two wrong solutions, and still had time left over to make coffee. But sure, let's call it "incredible" and a "solid product." The future of development is waiting 69 minutes for a chatbot to say no.

Parallel Computing Is An Addiction
Hardware AI C++ Algorithms Programming
22 days ago 275.6K views 0 shares
Parallel Computing Is An Addiction
Multi-threading leaves you looking rough around the edges—classic race conditions and deadlocks will do that. SIMD hits even harder with those vectorization headaches. CUDA cores? You're barely holding it together after debugging memory transfers between host and device. But Tensor cores? You're grinning like an idiot because your matrix multiplications just became absurdly fast and you finally feel alive again. Each level of parallel computing optimization takes a piece of your soul, but the performance gains are too good to quit. You start with simple threading, then you're chasing SIMD instructions, next thing you know you're writing CUDA kernels at 2 AM, and before long you're restructuring everything for tensor operations. The descent into madness has never been so well-optimized.

The Moment I Learnt About Thread Divergence Is The Saddest Point Of My Life
Hardware Gamedev Algorithms Programming Debugging
2 months ago 260.4K views 1 shares
The Moment I Learnt About Thread Divergence Is The Saddest Point Of My Life
Ah, the cruel reality of GPU programming. In normal code, an if-else is just a simple branch. But on a GPU, where threads run in lockstep, if some threads take the "if" path and others take the "else" path, your fancy graphics card basically says: "Cool, I'll just run both paths and waste half my processing power." Thread divergence: where your $1200 graphics card suddenly performs like it's running on hamster power because one pixel decided to be special. And we all just accept this madness as "the coolest thing ever" while silently dying inside.

GPT 5 Pro Accepts Defeat
AI Programming Linux Debugging
4 months ago 311.1K views 1 shares
GPT 5 Pro Accepts Defeat
After 69 minutes of deep contemplation, the AI finally arrives at the same conclusion every developer reaches after 8 hours of dependency hell: sometimes the tech stack just says no. CUDA on Ubuntu is like trying to get your ex back—theoretically possible, but the universe has other plans. The blunt "You can't" is probably the most honest answer in AI history. No hallucinations, no 15-paragraph explanation, just pure tech nihilism.

Heaviest Objects In The Universe
Python AI Devops Javascript Programming
6 months ago 379.4K views 2 shares
Heaviest Objects In The Universe
The cosmic weight scale has a new champion! While astronomers worry about black holes and neutron stars, developers know the true gravitational monsters: Python virtual environments, Node modules, and PyTorch/CUDA installations. Nothing collapses spacetime quite like waiting for npm install to finish or watching your disk space vanish as PyTorch downloads half the internet. At least black holes have the decency to be millions of light years away—your Python venv is right there, crushing your hard drive and your spirits simultaneously.

How Models Are Maintained
AI Hardware Programming Debugging Cloud
7 months ago 360.7K views 0 shares
How Models Are Maintained
The precarious state of AI infrastructure in a single image. At the top, we have a massive elephant (the multi-billion parameter model) balancing on a beach ball (properly configured CUDA drivers). Meanwhile, the entire operation is held up by two ants labeled as "unpaid PhD students" who are desperately keeping the computing cluster running with nothing but SSH access and blind optimism. This is basically the tech equivalent of a nuclear reactor being maintained by two interns with duct tape and a Wikipedia printout. And yet, somehow, this is how we're building the future of technology.