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I Am An Inventor

Refactoring Software development Problem solving Overengineering Tech debt Yak-shaving

Programming Backend

20 days ago 2,044,964 views 1 shares

I Am An Inventor

programming-memes, software-development-memes, overengineering-memes, developer-humor-memes, problem-solving-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The hierarchy of developer enlightenment, visualized. Solving actual problems? Barely a flicker. Solving problems that don't exist yet? Now we're cooking. Building solutions to replace perfectly functional solutions? Galaxy brain territory. But the true apex? Creating problems out of thin air so you have something to solve. Why fix bugs when you can refactor the entire codebase into a microservices architecture that nobody asked for? Why use a proven framework when you can write your own? This is how we get NPM packages with 47 dependencies for a left-pad function. Job security through chaos.

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