Sure It Is: The Time Dilation Of NPM Install

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Sure It Is: The Time Dilation Of NPM Install

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The scene from Interstellar where time dilation means one hour equals seven Earth years gets a brutal JavaScript twist. Clearly whoever made this has watched their terminal crawl through an npm install that feels like it's bending spacetime itself. Those 12,000 dependencies aren't downloading themselves, and somehow your deadline is approaching faster than light. The real cosmic horror isn't what's beyond the black hole—it's watching your disk space vanish while node_modules becomes the densest object in your universe.

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