Sure It Is: The Time Dilation Of NPM Install

Content ProgressBarjava x 459 460 461 462 463 464 0-D 465 466 467 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 Converts a dravable to a tiled version of itself. It will recursively traverse layer and state list dravables. private Drawable tileify (Drawable drawable, boolean clip) ( TODO: This is a terrible idea that potentially destroys any drawable that extends any of these classes. We really need to remove this. if (drawable instanceof LayerDrawable) ( final LayerDrawable orig (LayerDrawable) drawable; final int N orig.getNumberOfLayers () ; final Drawable ( outDrawables new Drawable N; for lint i 0: i N: it final int id orig.getId (i); outDrawables i tileify(orig.getDrawable (i), (id R.id.progress I id R.id. secondaryProgress) )

This multi-panel SpongeBob meme is a chaotic tour through programming's most cursed features and debates! First panel: Python's elif keyword getting absolutely roasted. It's literally just "else if" with two characters saved, yet Python devs will defend it with religious fervor. Second panel: SpongeBob defining truth as a random coin flip ( #define true (rand() % 2) ) - the kind of chaotic evil code that would make senior engineers wake up screaming. The functional programming panel with that monads explanation is pure chef's kiss. Nobody understands monads, but everyone pretends to. Then we've got the horrors of datetime libraries (universally painful), JavaScript's cursed array comparison ( array[i] == i[array] evaluating to true because JS type coercion is from the ninth circle of hell), and finally JS itself being the punchline. It's basically "Things That Make Developers Question Their Career Choices: The Meme".

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So that's how GPT-5 reasoning works! Just wait 30 milliseconds, print "reasoning complete," and then call GPT-4. Revolutionary stuff. Turns out all those fancy AI companies are just adding a sleep timer and calling it "reasoning." Next they'll tell us AGI is just GPT-4 with a 60-second nap and a cup of virtual coffee. The best part? It's MIT licensed, so we can all pretend to have reasoning capabilities now! Just remember: the key to advanced AI isn't better algorithms—it's better acting .

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The eternal battle of naming conventions. Developers physically recoil at the sight of userId with its camelCase blasphemy, but experience pure ecstasy when encountering the sacred snake_case user_id . It's not a preference—it's a religion. The underscore is basically the holy symbol of database column naming.