Which One Do You Trust?

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Which One Do You Trust?

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When faced with a mysterious bug, there are two types of developers in this world: those who use proper debugging tools and those who frantically scatter print() statements like confetti at a parade.

Let's be honest—we've all smashed that red button at 2AM while muttering "just one more print statement should reveal the problem" for the 47th time. Sure, debuggers exist with their fancy breakpoints and variable inspection, but nothing beats the primal satisfaction of watching your terminal fill up with print("HERE"), print("WHY GOD WHY"), and the classic print("AAAAAAAAAA").

Debuggers are for people with time management skills. Print statements are for the rest of us heroes.

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