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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer! 💀 Boss asks if they've "worked out the details" and this coding genius responds with "Yes sir!" while their actual code is just importing a module called 'details' and then doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with it except looping through it with a 'continue' statement. It's like saying you cleaned your room by shoving everything under the bed and calling it organized! The digital equivalent of "fake it till you make it" but make it Python! This is what happens when deadlines meet desperation, people!

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The brutal truth about how developers survive their language of choice. C programmers ride motorcycles because they live dangerously with manual memory management. C++ devs mainline coffee to handle the complexity. C# folks need a variety of alcohol to cope with Microsoft's ecosystem. Python programmers use pacifiers because it's so beginner-friendly (but secretly they're babies). Haskell programmers need psychedelics to comprehend pure functional programming. Java devs pop Xanax to deal with enterprise verbosity and the JVM. JavaScript coders smoke weed to accept the chaos of the language. PHP programmers chain-smoke because they've made terrible life choices. And Rust programmers? They just wear cute socks because the compiler's strict safety checks make them feel warm and secure. Accurate? Probably more than we'd like to admit.

When your boss says "we need to implement machine learning" but all you really need is a simple if-statement. The eternal struggle of devs everywhere - getting asked to use a sledgehammer when a regular hammer would do just fine. The math behind ML is the unsexy reality nobody wants to talk about at standup.